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[–] Veraticus@lib.lgbt 72 points 1 year ago (33 children)

Yeah, every accusation is an admission with these people.

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (13 children)

It's always the ones you most suspect.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More info:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fact-check-sound-freedom-funder-231700739.html

Finding one person out of 6,600 investors is a pretty weenie link for a movie about sex trafficking children. Still kinda funny tho

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Oh weird, I would have never guessed that the person who goes around yelling about how he isn't a pedophile turned out to actually be a pedophile.

It's a good thing these people are stupid.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Some of those who burn crosses… are the ones who touch toddlers.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago

They just wanna save the children....for themselves.

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Republicans are all criminals waiting to be charged.

[–] KrisND@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I swear, I paid those tolls!

[–] KrisND@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

allegations that Marta removed an individual under the age of 14, who was not a family member, without obtaining parental consent and subsequently confined them.

The most information I've found so far, gonna see later whats public record. But regardless, kidnapped a child by no parent consent and confined them. https://www.fresherslive.com/latest/articles/fabian-marta-arrested-why-was-fabian-marta-arrested-what-did-fabian-marta-do-1555158282

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

Never misses

[–] Puttbot6000@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Quelle fucking surprise!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The "q Anon adjacent" label is, for all intents and purposes, misinformation.

Otherwise, this guy can rot.

He rents abuilding to someone involved in a custody case Very misleading

[–] krush_groove@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Something something Pizzagate?

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