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I heard that spiders are good to have because they eat other nasty bugs
Finds spider in your house
Drops it on your face in the middle of the night while it sits on your chest staring at the chaos it created.
It's a gift. Be polite and eat it as your master commands.
Once is a gift, every night is just being a dick.
Annoyingly, my cat has zero interest in spiders. Any other bug from silverfish to houseflys, she loves to hunt, but not spiders.
Guess what the one bug I'm afraid of is.
Well your cat is smart and knows that the spiders are cooperating with it to hunt all the other bugs :)
Houseflys?
Silly, houses can't fly
Tell that to Kansas!
Same. If my cat finds a spider it just touches it gently with it's paw and just stares at it till it goes away. Too slow I guess?
Good guy cat, doesn't attack the bug you're afraid of because it attacks much worse bugs.
What a fantastic format! Is this OC or have I been out of touch?
I’ve found this on my phone going through old downloaded stuff and was like "yeah, that’s something worth uploading"
Now there's a beast I need in my house
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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