[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]
This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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What if I dont have an IKEA
travel to IKEA
What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?
Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj
We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea
Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3
I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(
I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?
Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you're right.