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When another poster asked, “Isn’t it possible that this was a deliberate terrorist attack rather than a tragic accident?,” Simon retorted, “It’s possible that you’re a useless shitheel rando on an internet hellsite speculating wildly and without regard to what is already known by authorities in Baltimore. Quick, have someone fund your podcast. You’ll go far.”

To a poster who called Baltimore a “mismanaged, failed state,” Simon offered a well-worded correction: “The port is a state-run entity and nothing whatsoever to do with Baltimore municipal government, you absolute submoron.”

To Anthony Sabatini, the former Florida congressman who wrote “DEI did this” – referring to diversity, equity and inclusion – Simon took no prisoners. “Your mother did you, but after a hard life of service on a truck-stop lot, can we really hold her loosened, battered womb responsible for dropping you head-first on the Winnebago floor and burdening our society with another empty, racist demagogue thereafter? We cannot.”

I don't consider a TV producer insulting a (obviously terrible) politician to be news, but I do enjoy this particular insult. It's nicely crafted. It's a pity he continues to use Twitter.

How is it that we've created a society where scientists are subordinate to lying narcissists and psychopaths?

The fuck? There are conspiracies about this already even though there was a live stream of it? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Anthony Sabatini got murdered. Condolences to his truck stop mother.

The captain of the ship was Captain Ray Turner... That's right, C.R.T. You can't make this shit up.

I mean I made it up, but you can't.

They're starting to claim it was the fault of "DEI". That's their new thing, whenever any accident happens of any kind its the fault of "DEI", by which they mean its the fault of minorities having jobs. How convenient that all the failures of poor management and cut corners due to profit seeking can so neatly be blamed on minorities they want to discriminate against.

Maggie 3 toes knows a terrorist attack when she sees one, she helped plan one after all.

It is high time that we rid ourselves of these carnival barkers.

Dang, adding that one to the arsenal.

I assume Madge blames the Jewish space lasers again.

I don't think anyone would ever own up to creating Greene, she must be an accident. Like when a man jerks off in a cinema and a woman sits on the seat after.

David Simon goes hard and I wish he’d do it more often.

This dude dropped some seriously well worded “your mama” jokes on some xitheads … damn he’s my hero.