Kinda unrelated, but I found underwear at Walmart that has a holder for your cock n balls.
Absolute game changer.
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What are briefs but a sling for your thing and a cover for your ass cheeks? I went back to them a few years ago after wearing boxers most of my life and they're a total game changer. They keep everything snugly cradled and they don't get bunched up around the edges like boxers when you're a chubby dude like me.
No, I mean is has a pocket specifically for your junk. Like, it keeps your balls from sticking to your legs
My problem with those is they push your junk up and out a bit. Sure, it makes your bulge huge but the edge of the hole into the pocket is always there on the underside of your sack. Like a steering wheel in my pants, it drives me nuts.
The steering wheel drives your nuts?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"
Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"
none of my damn dresses have even the smallest of pockets. it's bullshit
the purse industry is in on this conspiracy
Whatever, Polly P. Oket.
Glad someone caught that! :D
I don't get this bs response. Too often have I seen my female friends buy terrible clothing. Yes women's clothing fucking sucks, but some women manage to find even worse articles than the regular flimsy thin fabric that still manages to feel tight even when it is too big for you. Extra points for poor insulation and confusing parts. They enable that impractical pocketless shit.
I found clothes that better accomodate my wide ass in the men's section, then I ever have in the woman's section. I found the best swimming top, in the sports bra section as the swimming gear was just the same flimsy design. Who in their right minds would buy a top marketed for surfing, when the thing is only held together by a weak elastic rope made from the same fabric? You fall off once and your top disappears from existance.
I found that clothing in the woman's section is uncomfortable, even when it's too big for me. At least in the men's, I find clothes that are comfortable, even if it looks bad on me. I'm done with looking good.
Feeling comfy will make you look good
Lies! Defeption! I look like a lesbian with a hobo vibe.
Nah you look like a comfy lesbian with a hobo vibe 👍
At least in the case of the women I’ve lived with: they just buy cheap shit. Mostly shein.
The market for “cheap, dogshit clothing that disintegrates in a few months and doesn’t have basic amenities like pockets” is much larger with women, that’s why the entire fast fashion industry exists.
For real. Cheap shit is cheap shit. And I agree women enable that shit. Though I found that clothes in the same price range, generally have better quality in the men's. Thicker fabric, insulation, less see through, pockets, etc.