Yea but I guess "The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you." is a little too on the nose.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago

I was joking about the mirror in the photo

[–] match@pawb.social 67 points 7 months ago (3 children)

omg,, brisket

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

🥺🥺🥺

[–] pseudopsyche@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

👉👈

[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As per my legal obligation upon seeing a Guilty Gear reference:

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

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[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

It seems pipedlinkbot has threatened a logic loop on me.

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

brisket!!!!!!

[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

[–] molten@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why font change?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think this is two screenshots pasted together. The second one is cropped in more so the text looks bigger.

[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Three actually, there's a seam in bridget's photo too

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 40 points 7 months ago

I think that’s just the tapered edge of a mirror

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

they're literally me

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You're a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

Regardless, definitely not me 🙃

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Explanation for the non-native?

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 80 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what's wrong with "super cool pic" lol

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It isn't flirty, "super cool" sounds like she's taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. "Hot" is a good start, or something like "wow", or "omg" or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

The recovery was actually pretty good though, it's funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, "In my defense I've heard people can't make words good when they're extremely horny, so please take that into account".

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol

[–] pearable@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Maybe, "the blood rushed out of my head" would be a better line? Idk I'm not good at flirting

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

sounds like what a pole dancer's line manager would say