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I like cheese (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by asherbasher@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] TheMadBeagle@lemmy.one 10 points 3 years ago

Take a shoe that the woman you love has worn, fill it with rue, and hang it over your bed to make her love you.

This one got me haha

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago

I've never tried the shoe full of rue, but I've gotten positive feedback on cheese plates from Wegmans.

[-] spicy_biscuits@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago

To be fair, they're not wrong

[-] wheresyourshoe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago

I do love cheese.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 3 years ago

So we're completely gonna ignore the part calling for "nine drops of fresh blood" immediately below?...

[-] Dracona@kbin.social 3 points 3 years ago

this is valid advice

[-] Drewelite@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 years ago

Spells charms and incantations 😂

[-] TheDeadGuy@kbin.social 1 points 3 years ago

Fascinating is a good thing, right Lucas? Lucas?

[-] 1stq@kbin.social 1 points 3 years ago

Like Elton did to Pink on her concert in Hamburg.
(Guy is known in German TV)

[-] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 years ago

Yeast?

[-] s6original@kbin.social 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

How about a jar of Cheez Whiz?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 years ago

She knows.

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