Tattletale Times

Divorce lawyers across the nation are raising their glasses – and their billing rates – as Applebee’s sells out their new date night pass in only a few hours. The $200, 52 week date night deal is predicted to be responsible for a surge in divorce filings and salmonella.

“Arguments over food choices are just the tip of the iceberg.” warns divorce lawyer Anna Turney, who is already rubbing her hands together in anticipation. “It’s only a matter of time until the husband starts getting a little too familiar with the young, cute hostess he ogles every week. Applebee’s may call it Date Night, but I call it Exhibit A.”

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