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It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
Hard yes.
Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?
They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
Or at least the same number of numbers.
I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
rare example of real life shit post
Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Squirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
Guess it's in Wakefield, UK
I'm going with Australia
Those are some big-ass staples.
I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
Actually, that's just me. A frog that juggles regular things. I don't juggle frogs, sorry.
Boys are back in town
I was a chicken tender for a few years
Better ketchup to the present.
please don't