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Anon gives dating advice (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 103 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

#1 is true (almost) by definition. The other two, not so much.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is a significant amount of attractive girls that are just bitches because they can largely get by doing whatever they want with no on calling them out on their shit. They will ruin your life and make you wish you was gay.

Finding nice attractive girls is always pleasant. But next thing you know you go home and you lay in bed and realise you fallen in love. They are fuckers like that so you got to watch out.

Best sex is with the slightly crazy alternative girls. Or the really kinky girls that aren't hot enough to get swamped by attention.

Hot girls can get away with being hot, as mentioned above, sometime they fucking suck in bed because all they know what to do is be hot.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

I think it's mostly a coin toss. But there is the hot girl paradox, where they tend to have low self esteem compared to just an attractive girl. My theory has always been that they very rarely have reasonable interactions with normal men.

But anyway, anyone with low self esteem will suck in bed.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I think you're confusing "attractive" with "hot". Anon said to date an attractive girl. Hot girls who act like bitches are not attractive

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's the difference between physical attraction and mental attraction.

You could be a huge cunt but I'd still want to fuck you. I wouldn't want a relationship but those don't always have to be the same thing.

[-] Belastend@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

If anything, some people think that theyre so attractive, they dont even need to do much during Sex.

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I thought it was all just a single statement. "Pleasant to look at sex is better. [The sex] will make you happier and more confident."

[-] someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 2 years ago

Poor? Just simply become rich.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 years ago

My man, I don't even know how to thank you.
I'm in tears. I don't know what I've been thinking of all this time. Why did I not just think of this.
My life could have been so much better already.
Big thanks. You've completely changed my life.

[-] DrPop@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

One maybe at first. Two is subjective and three is temporary. I'm experience the most conventionally attractive person I had sex with was what's know as a pillow princess so I did all the work. OP is a virgin and gay.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

You don't gotta lie man, no one here has had sex it's ok

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

We have all had sex with your mother.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Thank you, now I really feel the 4chan experience

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

But I haven't used any slurs yet :(

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

The most attractive person I had sex with was a heartbreaking cheater. They cheated on their boyfriend with me when they knew I was head over heels for them. Can confirm attractiveness is overrated.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 2 years ago

Can't help but notice that seems to be a child, not a woman.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I mean, it's 4chan. There are broadly speaking only two categories of people on there: teenage boys and manchildren

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Is manchilden a nice way of saying nonces?

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, a manchild is an adult with the maturity and thought processes of a child.

This doesn't rule out also being a pedo as well though.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 2 years ago

OK, three categories

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

which category do the FBI agents fall into?

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I'm there I'm neither, but I can't comment any more because of the damn captchya not working.

Still the best place for memes though

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Too hard to tell just from that shitty photo.

This woman is 19

[-] The_Mastermind@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Not when the pic is taken tho right ?

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

She was 19 in season 1. I tried to get a photo of her from season 1.

[-] astraeus@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

They found the one hack that everyone has missed

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I for one actually have good experience with hot ladies in bed. I just tend to stick to once they’ve gotten old enough to get real freaky and know what they want

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah. 14 year olds just don't have the experience.

/j cuz 4chan is filled with vile.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Gimme my middle aged women dammit!

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

As at least one of our founding fathers intended.

[-] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I work in a school and I see all the kids as children that must be protected. But damn my attraction to milfs skyrocketed once I started meeting more moms.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I’m 29. So is the daughter of a lady I make out with. The daughter is attractive and also into women, but the mom was the one I met and I’ve got no regrets. I look at 18 year olds and it’s not that they aren’t pretty, it’s that they’re very new to this adulthood thing. Give me a woman who knows what she’s doing when she files her taxes.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

sex is better

No it's not lol, the best sex I've had has been with average-ish looking women. Most really beautiful women tend not to put in as much effort, demand more effort/attention, and are often extremely arrogant.

Fine for a one night stand here and there I guess but on average the sex is objectively worse in my experience. Sample size of a couple dozen though so I guess it's not scientifically valid (I'm done being a ho though, no more research for me; stable relationships are way better anyways).

[-] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

The original post was incorrect but you circled back around to being incorrect in the opposite way. Those two things don't have a causal relationship.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Correlation doesn't mean causation, but the trend is there nonetheless. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I can jump on Scruff and have a sexy dude deliver himself to my door and give me the best blow job of my life within a hour. No need to be generous, they wanna get it with enthusiasm.

[-] someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thats kinda unfair if you're bi. If I wanted, I could find a guy to let me suck his cock within the hour and it would be good dick too. I've never had sex with a woman and I'm in my 30s. Would like to try it someday but probably won't, I just don't get hetero romance.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago

Crazy, so what you're advocating is that being gay is a choice?

Wild, considering this is two separate posts where "man struggles to find woman" is the subject and you suggest gay dating apps.

[-] The_Mastermind@mander.xyz 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean anon is dumb and it objectively varies between people what is even more laughable is the other anon is taking it as a fact and acting like this anon is stating the obvious . Talk about incels in a pond jeez

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I think you're missing annons sarcasm towards op

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social -2 points 2 years ago

it's 3D it only wants your money

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