Wank.
Maybe another, just in case.
Try to find that old reddit thread where some lawyer breaks down what the sensible strategy would be, starting with don't ever tell a single soul if you can help it.
If you find that thread, please link it.
Thankfully somebody copied the whole chain of those responses as a reply to my previous comment.
I can only see it when logged into lemmy.world, weird.
Why don't I see that comment on Jerboa 🤔 hm...
"Beating your meat twice" was strangely missing from that advice though. Makes me question his motives
Buy a $1 bubblegum to see a store owner collecting some $199.999.999 of change.
Definitely a good point - I'd need one hell of a breather before I so much as think of what to do with even a fraction of that kind of money.
On the one hand, know thyself. On the second hand, is he afraid his first idea will be to hire prostitutes?
Everyone has impaired judgement when they're horny.
Setup an appropriate bank account, I guess.
