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That rock is so smooth and circular. I can't not pick it. I'm drawn to it.

Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.

I'd take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I'd think back to that sweet rock.

Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.

I take the Rock! It's much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.

And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.

Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don't lose it

Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.

sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.

Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for

I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good

I'm going rock so I can charge my phone.

Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.

I'll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.

The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.

I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.

Rock, that one is one in a million.

Stick

Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.

I got the stick, my kid gets the rock. She’s a rock person.

I'm not greedy but I want a dataset of how it correlates with gender and sexuality of responders. The working hypothesis is very promising. I want it raw 𓁹‿𓁹

!stick@sh.itjust.works

Rock is easier to store and I have too much bullshit already.

I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish

Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥

But you could be fire.

The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc

Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both

The wording is a bit open to ambiguity