Programmer Humor

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

Squash me later

Initial commit

Tests: Add a few test files.

God read my code and it made Him cry

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

"fix for real this time"

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

"I'm sorry, guys."

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

/* due to customer repeatedly deleting code and backups because they where "unnecessary" we refuse to work with said customer from now on. Whoever is in charge after us, be warned.*/

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

Fixed dead link (fr)

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

Fix for vendor lies.

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

Revert this later

WIP

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

Fix 3

Lol test

modified: index.html

Rip

At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

“Initial commit, come back later”

init: add readme

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"Debug"

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release