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Added Bugs to Keep my job (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 19 points 2 years ago

More commits == More money!!!

Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.

You can imagine how that turned out.

He wasn’t an exec for very long.

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[-] 1boiledpotato@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 years ago

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

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[-] steersman2484@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

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[-] generaldenmark@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

grats on formalising your (new) project

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[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

God read my code and it made Him cry

[-] ving_thor@lemmy.one 16 points 2 years ago

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

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[-] Zahtu@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"

[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

"fix for real this time"

[-] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

"I'm sorry, guys."

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] iflyspaceships@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 years ago

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

[-] Mikufan@ani.social 10 points 2 years ago

/* due to customer repeatedly deleting code and backups because they where "unnecessary" we refuse to work with said customer from now on. Whoever is in charge after us, be warned.*/

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[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago
[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

French dead link?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Fix for vendor lies.

[-] TRBoom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

[-] Shareni@programming.dev 23 points 2 years ago

You when you mess something up and only figure it out later?

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[-] skip0110@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago
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[-] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

[-] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago
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[-] mako@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago
[-] evening_push579@feddit.nu 6 points 2 years ago
[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

modified: index.html

Rip

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Very progressive.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

“Initial commit, come back later”

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 years ago

init: add readme

[-] Beanie@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

[-] Shizu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

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[-] pkill@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

[-] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

fixed another typo

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