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Added Bugs to Keep my job (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

fixed another typo

[–] Shizu@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Fuck it I quit

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

"Debug"

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Update

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release
[–] popcar2@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

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[–] moonleay@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Fixes

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Lint issue

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 6 months ago

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

Changed index.html

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

"cleanup" lol

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Fixed tests.

[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

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[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Formatting fixes

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

fix this fucking gitignore

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

some fixes

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

[–] eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 3 points 6 months ago

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

[–] grimdeter@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Update

[–] sudo_tee@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

WIP

[–] green_dot@le.fduck.net 3 points 6 months ago

latest cargo crates updated

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

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