Meanwhile soydevs bitch about 1GiB not being enough to run their app.

Meanwhile the dev gets an i5.
Can't really complain on an i7 with 32 GiB though, but had to struggle for those extra 16 GiB and to get an 1TB SSD.

I prefer when I see BSODs on those.

Swiss-based Proton? Wtf? One less reason to switch from Tuta.

Please enable internet access to setup your new TV, otherwise no TV for you.

With Headscale being an open source, self-hosted implementation of the Tailscale control server.

A separate device that disassociates my phone from pain would be nice.

Like a work phone?

Nobody claims it was harmless, but it sure was very low on the harmless scale – especially if you compare it with every fear monger's favorite, Chernobyl.

Pro tip: computer Monitors are, for the most part, still dumb.

Gemini is an attempt at trying to bring the old web back, although with some technical limitations.

It's never the parents.

That you can mix and match bugfixes like lego blocks an hour before release.