You need to raise kids better instead of delegating that job to the internet.

No.

Why would Mauritius turn down a source of revenue?

the spacecraft’s fuel tank.

I thought it used an RTG.

Askin' the real questions here... average answer i've seen is Buy a monitor instead.

Also look into invidious.

And peertube, some content creators also post there, e.g., The Linux Experiment.

Is Disney blaming the fans yet for this hack?

Distributed/Federated apps probably? Session, Briar...

Overlay networks like Tor, I2P and Hyphanet (ex-Freenet)?

goto does have some uses, such as single exit point, but should be used sparingly.

Don't buy a new car, there, FTFY.

The difference being you can easily replace/upgrade any of those parts on a Framework laptop...

Darwin Award runner-up.

For now, i assume "all" you have to to is find the car's antennas and disable them. Once "no signal" == "car won't start", you'll have to spoof the antenna signal. I'll keep my '98 car for as long as i can thanks very much.