Joplin synched with syncthing (or Synchthing.fork on android).

Last time they seeked input they ignored it and shoved systemd anyway...

The problem with all hard resets is that the reset button's either:
a) at the lower back of the device
b) under the cover

Whereas mine seems to be c) these is none.

At least they've partenered with iFixit, better late than never.

...and then my Kobo Clara briked itself into a bootloop after i connected it to WiFi.
Also beware how you buy ebooks from kobo's store or you won't be able to un-drm them (i.e. they get locked to the kobo).
All in all they do tend to be nice hardware and my usual recommendation.

I think that was just a galaxy, not the whole universe.

the bank can’t reissue

You mean they won't. Change banks or threaten to do so, might work.

a distro with NZ English

Not nit-picky at all...

Tesla always knows where their cars are,

You're renting it?

urning off GPS and LTE ruins 90% of the features in the car.

can it still... ya know, move like a car does?

fuckingmachines.com used to be a thing...

The teen was not wearing a helmet and wasn’t legally allowed to operate the e-bike since he was under 16 years of age.

vim, vscodium, android studio 'cos i'm forced to.

I apparently live a lot longer than 90s and 2000s software companies.

In business lingo, that makes you an immortal.