Surprised pikachu face.

Cloudflare, Netflix, Microsoft, OpenAI as speakers? Plus a bunch of politicians?

Such as?

It's one of the latest my mobo can handle AFAIK, and i like to maximize my hardware for longevity (one of the reasons i prefer AMD over Intel, their CPU generations span multiple sockets).

Also, not a gamer.

May be client-dependent I guess.

All the banks here use an inter-banking system that allows for virtual credit cards, they can be use once or periodic, always single-merchant and always capped.

The Honda Rebel 500cc would be more similar to the Harley you have now.

The MT-03 will feel sluggish for sure, go for the MT-07 instead. You can (and should) find aftermarket seats, all new bikes come with crap seats that give you a 10m grace period to get to a motel before s/he quits.

If you're into switching to nakeds, you can't go wrong with a Honda Hornet (CB 750), Suzuki GSX or Yamaha FZ6 (the latter is my bike), all 600cc/100hp. Most other nakeds are 60hp. All accessible in the used market.

I'll get the popcorn once this trend reaches motorcycles.

Gotta milk the cow... a bit too late though, the mockingbird fad has long passed.

Sadly they've been dropping archs throughout the years, meaning they're no longer the distro you can use to run on "anything" from a pi to a mainframe...

I can't shake the feeling that administrative stuff only grows because people need to justify their jobs.

So Slackware? If you can cross-compile then maybe gentoo. I'm not sure if Raspberry Pi Desktop is x86.