Location.

China tried it, didn't go too well... good luck trying it on a global scale...

Ah, yes, the ol' eXtra porn ThinkPad.

There are many organizations tracking space debris and most of it is in LEO, where this satellite was not.

What communists?

you definitely want a well-tested system for that.

Just slap an LLM on it. /s

No staged rollouts.

I read somewhere that CS does allow for staged rollouts but some updates deliberately ignore them.

Either Darwin awards or assholes, most likely. Those warnings are written due to fear of lawsuit.

My employer is forcing it down our throats because AI. Every product should have AI now. No it doesn't make sense.

It can be sorta useful as a starting point, for some boiler-plate stuff, but always take it with a ginormous grain of salt.

3-2-1 is the way to go.

How often do a few nanoseconds in the inner loop matter?

Fintech. Stock exchanges will go to extreme lengths to appease their wolves of Wallstreet.