The fact that I understand everything in this scares and comforts me at the same time.

Stay single September

My 3DS has it too!

I too would want a waifu composed of one of the largest bodies of human knowledge ever

So I'm actually an immigrant (Indian) but I came over super young so I guess it counts. WhatsApp with family, normal SMS for everything else. If I could, I would use Signal for everything but it's kind of hard to get your massive Indian family to all switch from something they've used for a decade and a half.

Where do marble statue pics go on this?

You could argue that the point is proved with this. Kids are not listening to adults' advice. Kids just suck at listening in general.

Normal mailman gets shot and robbed, embarks on quest for revenge, acidentaly changes politics of the area forever.

The new rimjob_steve?

Never get into an argument with a Czech above the ground floor of a building with big windows. Especially if you're Austrian.

The community has been way more friendly than any other social media I've been on. Th UI/UX is confusing and at times bad, but it makes do. It has been a nice experience.

Meme/circlejerk/shitposting. Things like r/noncrediblediplomacy, r/linguisitcshumor, r/mapporncirclejerk, r/okbuddyholy (and Weezer in generak).