AnonWyo

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[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

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I wasn't aware Tinder was bought out by Ancestry.com

EDIT: Pardon me. I keep forgetting to edit off the Reddit watermark at the beginning. A dumbass is me.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me?

If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Save big money at My Nards!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

I agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.

Source: In my drinking, I've found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I've also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

What about a EWE?

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 53 points 10 months ago (15 children)

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

 
 
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Jesus is coming!"

I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago

Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

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