Arrandee

joined 3 months ago
[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Its going to be dope as hell when the civil war pops off with NYPD vs ICE in a shootout in Manhattan.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It will continue until exactly one old man can no longer make decisions.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blessed be the fruit.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sudden illness. Hopefully its catching.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Zuckerberg described his job as “Professional Defendant”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

As a transfemme Missourian, this is ever so reassuring.

Reassuring in the sense that if I chose to commit a crime, I know for certain I would fully commit to the enterprise of doing harm to my enemy, since imprisonment would be a death sentence anyway.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ben was a playa, no doubt about it.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It changes size depending on who’s wearing it

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully, violently.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Spiders are our friends. They eat bugs. Let them be little insect-control partners in your household.

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

“Insurgent left wing of the party”

God damn, NBC News. Editorialize much?

[–] Arrandee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I used to work for a clickbait factory, so I’m familiar with the hallmarks.

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