Ninja, what?!

You got that right, my ninja.

She looks like a trans and she smokes the pot! She deserved it!

/s if not obvious enough

Noice. I still use Reddit on desktop occasionally, but haven’t touched mobile since the api change.

Not right in your face at the bar while drunkenly discussing your most regretful one night stands tho.

Imagine paying to upvote or downvote people.

Still works out with that ridiculous spandex, but has a giant bulge.

Does anybody know of an alternative app that can do live lyrics?

Right? Game is brand spankin’ new lol

Right?! That’s almost as crazy as some shady guy selling a plant.

Ah damn! lol my bad, I’m a bit dim.

lol what a stupid fucking take.

The government could announce a volcano evacuation and you stupid fucks would be like “how long are you babies gonna be scared?” as you walk into the burning hot lava.

Fucking ridiculous.