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No matter who you are, thanks for being here. in c/general@lemmy.world

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came here July 1st, just created account, can't lurk forever I suppose

If this picture of a post makes it to the front page I will shit on it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Time to shit

Now no one will ever see all those super long !remindme bot posts set for 5, 10 or 15 years on Reddit in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

remind me 5 years

I was here in the beginning

How is it possible that roughly 50% of Americans can’t read above a 6th grade level and how are 21% just flat out illiterate? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They want everyone uneducated because the more educated you are, the more likely you are to vote democrat. Hence all the defunding of school programs

Today is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know it in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A long while ago when I was a dumb teenager one of my buddies lit a firework and then just stood there holding it like a dumbfuck. Finally he threw it, it went off about half a second after leaving his hand, which he drew back IN MY FACE to throw. Less than a second from being blind. No more firecrackers after that.

I know Lemmy is about to take off because the porn is quickly moving from drawn henti and furry images to gonewild onlyfan contributors. I call it the QOTP Index (Quality Of The Porn). Reddit is done. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait you guys are getting porn?