Bonus

It's CM002, isn't it?

Hitler was less of a little bitch?

You're welcome. Glad that worked out for you.

You know you can edit your headline still, right?

Brain Candy

You're overlooking hyphenated American immigrant groups from the entire planet who make up the majority of the population (so, almost everybody), Native Americans (nearly everyone else), and the entire fact there are North and South American descriptors (all the rest of the people in the Americas) because those are the names of the continents we live on (all the places).

(Read in MacGruber's voice)

Another day, another provocation. This is what he lives for.

2 hands = 1 ounce*, 1 hand = 3-4 ounces

*Ooh, you forgot to scrunch your hands for accuracy

Deadbeat Dads

Second time since yesterday I'm hearing about a death involving someone wrongfully imprisoned that is dependent on life-saving medication. This is a special kind of evil.

FBI public affairs officer Special Agent Willie Creech told The Globe the bureau does not comment on “ongoing investigations."

Tell it to James Comey.