Bonus
After traveling all this way, we arrive at the telephone game version of this meme, where the setup (in order to get trump to ignore it) has drifted off into the ether completely.
What's in the booox, mon?

*on preferably
~~Worst~~ Pretty Bad Color Coding ~~Ever~~
Hammy As A Clamp
It even has a back door.

Accurate, struggling to keep doggo from rolling around in it more.
Effectively Synergizing Backwards Overflow
This implies it wasn't shit to start. They built on top of shit so it was very quickly shitty. I'm no programmer but I have used Windows for decades now. At no point, has anyone ever not declared it shitty. There's three phases to enshittification. Windows left quality (the first phase) behind surely by 95. That's the majority of their existence that they've been a piece of shitty fucking shit.

Makes you forget Snoop ain't at all cool no more.