Buford_T_Justice

joined 2 years ago

It's good to be da king in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

Fuck the TSA it's a jobs program. They are so goddamn worthless.

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Google will soon owe Russia a googol

Til in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

William Daniels. Holy shit he's still alive 97 years old. He's been married to the same person for 73 years wtf!

‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

The range was hot at the time so firing should have been expected?

Report: A quarter of X advertisers plan to cut spending next year in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

I wasn't sure how to pronounce xi. I have been calling it sheeeter like Ren from Ren and stimpy.

Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago

I call those the safety farts.

Master Chef in the making in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This guy legumes

There has to be another way! in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

That is shaving the yak. I regularly shave yaks.

Ok then in c/atheism@feddit.de

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Also however it ends up was what he willed anyway. The whole thing goes tits up: well God is testing our faith, but we must continue to believe. Everything works perfectly: God has blessed us. It removes all personal responsibility from any decision.