That might be an improvement...

https://apnews.com/article/f49879eeba44433f9a35b8d5c9cfac8f

I wish he'd run/ruin a religion instead of democracy.

Trump "thinks" he can predict the future by throwing around clout he really doesn't have. That's why he says he's already met with China. He's brazen enough to think that just because he said it, it'll become true.

Then we should reform our immigration policy so we can tax them right? That's the only carrot on a stick I think they conservatives might take.

D'oh fuck

Every config: get it to a place that works and create a .WORKING backup copy

Have you mooed today?

You think the laws will be fair? Check out how they're going to give Trump a 3rd term but keep Obama ineligible.

"When I say I'm going to do something, dammit I'll do it! No reason to keep asking me every 6 months..."

Pre-register the UniversalMonk account and all his sock puppets.

Not a complete list:

• UniversalMonk
• DonaldJMusk
• Area72
• realcaseyrollins
• barrygoldwater
• sekxpistol

At the very least this strips them of any notoriety.

Counting things in Japanese is frustrating

Trump is ok with shootings as long as the right people are being shot.