ByteOnBikes

My wife and I loved Escape Academy. The narrative structure made it more interesting. And the puzzles were more sillier in nature, like solving things while escaping a flood. Or trying to land a airplane.

We bounced off of Escape Simulato.

Haha bro remember that time 10 years ago when we did that thing? Man that was nice.

Haha there's a guy I hang out with at the library and I think he's great.

Wanted to invite him to a party and realized I had no way to get in touch. No name or anything.

For like a month, I've been trying to visit the library at the same exact time to see if we bump into each other.

Library stranger, I hope we meet again.

Yeah tv lied to me.

I thought I needed to have a bar where all my friends hung out, like in Cheers/Simpsons. Wrong.

I thought I needed a group of friends and we'd all take turns hooking up like Friends/Seinfeld. Wrong.

I thought having a wacky family would be great like Malcolm in the Middle/Family Matters... Okay this kinda worked out.

Seriously. Every job I had, the C-level were all about flexing the size of the company.

One Fintech company I worked at got a giant skyscraper in front of city hall as a Fuck You to the mayor because they had beef with them a few years back. Another tech company constantly bragged about how much square footage of campus they had, constantly comparing themselves to empires.

All just dick measuring.

They're franchised and every single one in a 50 mile radius is this priced.

But also, everything is just way more expensive in my city. $15-20 for a lunch is average.

Isthereanydeal.com is also down.

There are some new surprises that I found before everything went kaput.

You're not wrong at all.

Baldurs Gate 3 was a surprise success. But then again, it took them many years and many Divinity games.

Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk also are narrative darlings. But CD Projekt took a lot of chances over the years to get here.

A bunch of my favorite heavy-story games are sitting at under 2000 steam reviews. While Meme game for Twitch Streamer hits 10k-100k reviews.

I'm currently playing Shadows of Loathing right now, and I can't believe it took me this long. Next up is Beyond Shadowgate.

What a joke.

Missed opportunity to give him a muzzle.

Gonna bet CGI for his recent films and a army of Scientologists who shut down bad photos of him also helped.

As a Little Caesars fan who ordered $5 pizzas all the way up to 2021...

This was my wakeup call when everything got expensive.

Places that limit free refills only say that because people try to abuse the system and load up a gallon container.

Those places, channel your inner boomer and feigning ignorance if you're caught.