Step 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp

What will we call a half ton? George Washington: 4 baby elephants.

How should I put this…are these a handsome people?

Uhh… Baby it’s cold outside

Baby it’s cold outside…

Ah celestial seasoning

Shallot

I throw sticks for my dog, but I’ve heard they’re actually a pretty terrible idea for a play toy.

How about them Epstein files Charlie!

I wonder if they added all that carpet to nullify the hum coming from the fluorescent lightning?

What did you say?

I also blame my farts on the dog.