Alternatively, you can find purpose in trying to be a little better version of yourself every day.

Both your Chrome tabs better be important.

Have to be better than the shit ones, otherwise the shit spreads.

Why is the mom not responsible for giving her kid internet access.

They're being annoyed orange character

It's been a good while since I played, but I thought you rode the pals to fly? How can they have a patent on riding flying things?

People are still dumb enough to pay scalpers for it.

If you're not paying, you're the product.

Or every message you send puts yourself in the position you're now

There must be an offering

I knew it

It's the 98% that make the other 2% look bad.