DaGreenGobbo

joined 4 months ago
 

Dey'z called Assault Grenadiers an dey had a bit of a fight with da Krimzun Gits on dat Rynz World or sumfin. Orks always wanna kill people fer sum reason. I just wanna sit down - an hope no one sits on me! Dat poor Makari…

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/52946425

Deze gitz just won't leave us alone, even if we come from a completely different time and space! As if going down the pan weren't bad enough!

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oomies is only good for two fings: dyin', and leavin' us all dere stuff!

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

You're only considering the diseases that God didn't prevent from existing in the first place. You can't expect him to stop all the potential diseases, can you?? He's not Superman!

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Well I woz gonna call me account "DaRedGobbo" but the git wot got dere first ain't even revolushunary enough ta get blocked by the blockiest load of blocks wot ever did block!! Paffetik!

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Clearly he should be inviting then to murder his wife in exchange for him murdering their husbands. That's what strangers on a train do, right?

 

Count Binface models are flying off the shelf, or possibly out of the bin.

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

You have to consider all the Trumps that didn't start a war with Iran. Like, Mary Trump… You know, those guys.

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And card grading is...?

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a joke about how they tried introducing a Black main character but then erased him because dickheads didn't like it. It's not a particularly complicated joke.

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

McCain got out while the going was good.

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And you misspelt "poseur" ;)

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have banana, raisins and oat milk. It's great!

 

According to the British Horseracing Authority, modern steeplechase races have an average of just over 4 equine fatalities for every 1,000 horses taking part in a race.[1] The Aintree Grand National yielded 7 equine fatalities out of 439 horses taking part between 2000 and 2010, a rate of almost 16 equine fatalities per 1,000 horses taking part (or 0.64 fatalities per race of 40 horses). In the five years to 2023, the fatality rate has risen by one-third, averaging 25 equine fatalities per 1,000 horses taking part (or one fatality per race of 40 horses).[2][3]

How many d'ya reckon this year? I have this crazy friend who says it's wrong to exploit horses to make money and entertain drunken gamblers. Is he crazy?

 

If I'm registered on a particular instance, say feddit.uk and I want to create a new community but it doesn't particularly fit on the instance on which I'm registered, am I able to create a community on a separate instance, say lemmy.world or do I have to first register an account on lemmy.world?

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