Diddlydee

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A family bible is a book to record births, deaths, marriages. My granny has ours and it goes back about 300 years. No idea why they think it would have any impact on their plan.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We found porn stashed in hedges and sheds, hidden in the woods, on playing cards, in the bottom of wardrobes. It was something you found rather than something you sought out.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you don't have the willpower or don't really want to, you will fail. It's nearly all willpower.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

The joke as I heard it is 'what type of dog did the magician have?'

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I've never seen or heard anyone use drug as the past tense of drag in my long-legged life.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago

That's a wild rollercoaster of a question. It's like a robot who learned English in a rush.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

It's Mandy or The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

+1 for Cake

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The word skeleton comes from the Ancient Greek word skeletós, which means "dried up".

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a moss question. If I want moss to grow between bricks on my driveway, can I just cut moss up, put it in, and water it? Will it grow? Or do I need some kind of mix with a culture (like moss and milk, or something)?

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