Diddlydee

joined 5 months ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We are all above him.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The Terror is marvelous. If you're thinking of buying Paul Tremblay's short story collection, don't. It's dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

That's simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn't cause them in everyone.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I'm placed high on that list.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 39 points 1 month ago

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can't really miss them if they're naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don't have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?
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