Earflap

The fathercock

The rest of the world has no ability to understand, because they've been in the same place for 700 generations.

Goodbye

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Meirl

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

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Wait... Fuck!

I am NOT writing a database connector unless you add an additional three months to your projects expectations.

I am NOT writing an LDAP connector.

I am NOT writing code to execute shell processes safely.

And I'm sure as hell not writing an XML parser just so I can say I did it without libraries.

JS devs that import libraries for every stupid thing (lpad comes to mind) are bad programmers, but libraries are useful and have their place.

And if my boss doesn't want me using those libraries, they need to specify that in advance or there needs to be a company policy to that effect. Otherwise, I'm solving the problem my way since that's what I'm getting paid to do.

Which sovereign nations have the west invaded recently?

Regulation compliance probably

Its almost like the west tried to be cordial with Russia before Russia decided to be an expansionist imperialistic power...

The layers of oil bind to each other with layers of carbon, which do indeed come from the food you cook.