Every site I can find is like a teespring or redbubble shop that sells $30 shirts that say shit like "i just want healthcare hun " or just has general random tee shirts so you might find some weird chud shit next to the Antifa Supersoldier shirt you're looking at.
A god has decided to smite your murderhobo. You have been struck by Holy lightning for 100d20 damage. You have disadvantage.