Nothing really.
Empty
I've done that before. Not for me.
I wish that's how would work to me... Trust me, is not. And again I really don't care about others people's hobbies most of the time, I don't expect a person doing the same, if only I could be with someone without being "forced" to become someone else.
And I can't go to have some fun when nothing gives me fun.
Loving someone requires effort already. I don't ask anything else, I don't ask you to like videogames or being into the music I like. I don't ask you to be generically attractive or to drag you into knowing my family. Why should you do the same to me?
We have already a pet, it's really nothing life changing.
Isn't that lying? You just said it, you don't give a shit. I'm being 100 percent honest with this "imaginary other person"... But I guess people don't care about honesty these days. I guess asking someone loving and me loving her back just for "us" without the need of being interesting is impossible.
I already said it requires effort.