The code had the single responsibility to waste your time

Funny. You'd think we'd have more software if all you people that claim it's rocket fuel weren't full of shit, but all I see more is more shitty shovelware no one gives a fuck about, vibe coders overwhelming real open source devs, and historically good stuff like rsync getting fucked up

The main thing is that group by gives you a smaller number of rows than the input, collapsing the data from individual rows into the group rows in the output, while a window function does not change the number of rows - it just allows you to use data from other rows for calculations in each output row

weird/guilty using mine in public

Some people would talk shit, but no one ever blinked an eye at reading a book. Now everyone is on their phones if they have to wait in a line for 30 seconds lol

Does the research support this argument though? (Spoiler: it doesn't)

Have security vulnerabilities

Kate, my beloved

Yeah when I see a slew of Founder and csuite positions I clock as a grifter rather than a competent technologist.

People having seen the exact same joke that isn't even good for a decade or more....

The stochastic terrorist way?

Wut. At software shops the prevailing atmosphere is that you should use it and broadcast it as much as possible. This person's experience is not normal

The funny thing about stack overflow is that the vocal detractors have a kernel of truth to their complaints about elitism, but if you interact with them enough you realize they're often the reason the gate keeping is necessary to keep the quality high.