Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

Same planned obsolescence, different product. My non-smart thermostat works great and will for years to come.

That koolaid starts lookin real tasty to some folks doesn’t it?

Trans rights are human rights!!!

Whoops! You misspelled serfs!

You’re already closer than you were when you started :))

The people who can invest the most in tech are the ones who have exploited the working class so it’s not terribly surprising that tech is used to reinforce whatever the wealthy want instead of the greater populations. Time for more boycotts and protests. There’s a lot for us to take back from them.

Can someone remind me what the second portion is from? People find holes that fit them perfectly then they disappear right?

But I’m tired grandpa

Y’all are straight up gnoshing those taters raw??

Oh so now you’re concerned about where your orders come from and why

Aye, fascism doesn’t believe in law or justice. Just power.