Same here - nitpicky "I would have introduced a factory" reviewers embracing mass-scale slop has been a really jarring thing for me too. Like, I got into this industry because I started programming on the C64 and absolutely loved it... so I have no interest in giving up the thing I most enjoy. But did those nitpicky devs not also love writing code? Otherwise why would they hold up PRs for days/weeks over (usually) purely subjective preferences?

Tbh I'm having a hard time coming to terms with it all. People keep saying "use it or be left behind" - I think that's what I want.

Charlizard!

When do we plan to fart?

The devs do get some say, but often propose (or "champion") overcomplicated bullshit in the hopes of being promoted up the engineering chain. That's why we used to have all these fuckers drawing diagrams with Kafka and Zookeeper supporting a service mesh (provided as a pod sidecar in Kubernetes) spraying events into a topic to be consumed by Flink etc. Usually it's an internal service receiving 10 requests per hour, which could easily have been handled by a one-page Python program running on a Raspberry Pi. I don't know if the utter hopelessness and death of craftsmanship caused by companies embracing LLM slopcoding has made all of that worse or dampened it.

Totally agree that a lot of bullshit requirements are mandated by execs though; even when they had their "we do Agile" masks on.

+1 to that -- when I was a kid, I saw a cop drop his bike while trying to park it on the kickstand. He couldn't lift it back up (at least, within the 30 seconds I was gawking), and he looked fairly strong...

I watched the whole thing when it aired too, and the last episode was the biggest table flip moment... it was like the writers had no clue where to go, and someone said "ok sorry but we need a script that ties off all loose ends. You have 10 minutes to come up with something."

They just watched the last episode of Lost

Yes, the top just lifts off cleanly with no sharp edges or metal cutting debris. It still feels like magic every time... and/or I am easily entertained.

After watching Technology Connections' video on YT about those weird can openers that cut under the rolled lip and don't leave any sharp edges on top, I bought one and use that on every can even if it has a pull tab.