Gingerlegs

joined 1 year ago
[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Handmaids tale, where we come

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yea, thanks to the republican Supreme Court. If he wins, we’re fucked as a country

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was like 9 and in a new school. My aunt died in a car crash that October. Days later, we’re at the most famous haunted house in the city, my parents had agreed to something months prior.

Anyway, 9 years old, horror house, haunted secret hallways, scary basements. October.

I don’t know what that means but, it always makes me feel something.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This explains so much about me…

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It’s probably as boring as there’s a dog farm in your area and that person prefers to breed them (for whatever their reason may be)

Edit: I say that as a dog owner that doesn’t see many in my area and found a 6 month old corgi at a shelter because someone bought it from a local dog farm…

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago

Classic free speech move

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Thank you for doing this work!

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Password is taco

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My buddy and I have a whole list of these…I started calling them masonism’s because he messes them up so often lol

“I don’t give a shit if he wrote the Mona Lisa!”

“I’m not attached to my hip!”

“I’m taking my own life…into my own hands!”

“How’s that for apples?”

“There’s not enough meat to play with”

“That’s a hit…and a miss!”

“If it weighs anything to you….”

“Jesus Christ! That’s slave robbery!

“Welp, I’m going to get hard at work”

“I’m making shit up out of my ass.”

“He was flopping back and forth” (flip flopping)

“I’m going to go tell this kid a piece of my mind…”

“Oh, here you go….you’re going to piss on my parade!”

“Don’t count your chickens before they turn into eggs.”

“Well isn’t that the horse calling the kettle black”

“Does a fat kid shit in the woods?”

“I can sleep through a rock!”

Ibanez AZ series guitars? Yea I know them like they’re in the back of my hand…”

“There’s a lot of onions to that…”

“I’m pulling it off my head”

“Knock the balls off!

-knock it out of the park/socks off

“That’s a double sided sword!”

 

“You can’t lead a horse to fish…”

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

“I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 89 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

⛳️PULL ME OVER ⛳️

 

I always have a hell of a time, is it just me?

 

🏎️💨

Lol

 
 
 

Let’s gooooo

 
 
 
 
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