GusTheBard

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[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Brain Fog Chilli

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My fiancée has learned the signs of my sleep paralysis episodes. She'll notice my body I'm twitching and it'll wake her up. Sometimes I can even manage to get some grunts out.

Originally she would wake up and kind of gently comfort me, and try to wake me up. Lately, she doesn't even wake up and she just kinda turns in her sleep and whacks me in the face like she's hitting the snooze button. It's... admittedly been very effective.

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago

Remember now we also have... Trumpers that don't care if Trump hypothetically rapes their own child because he'd hypothetically be doing it for hypothetical good reasons... and also that Democrats control the weather

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I haven't invested too much time into it, but you should try Pokete! It's Pokemon, but with ASCII visuals on a terminal window :)

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I don't know enough European history. Which means that when I say "that makes a lot of sense. You have convinced me" it means very very little and you should not feel like you have won any debate.

Just kidding. The Bipp Republic supports your methods.

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm currently watching The Office Superfan Episodes (would recommend, if you haven't. They add a lot of new scenes and jokes that have cracked me the hell up) and I feel like I am progressively moving the "jumped the shark" line up every time I rewatch the show.

At one point I thought it was around the time Andy got on the boat. Then around when Robert California came around. Then, when Michael left. Now I'm kinda feeling like the show has taken a significant change in tone at the point when the original corporate office is bought and cleaned out by Sabre. That's not to say that there aren't good episodes forward from here, but I literally feel like I'm not starting to watch the show "waiting for it to end"

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey, Ludrol. "A bip a shap a slip a tap a eyshioni" [I am from the year 4877 and I speak Bippy, a language of the Bipp Republic of Darkness a country that won't exist for another thousand years.

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words "hoodoo moogoo"

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But they almost always need to show them playing a shooter because then they get to talk about how hard they are killing everybody while doing their best impression of what their 13 year old nefew talks about on Fortnite or COD or whatever, but as a 30 year old actor. Lol

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

The distance between the first line in a hopscotch game and where I would put the top line of the [4, 5] block.

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I own the book! It's in the backlog ^-^

I'm currently working my way through the Dune series. I'm nearing the end of book 3 and then I'm going to take a break from Dune to read a few other books. Hail Mary may have to be next up

[–] GusTheBard@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Fucking love this book. Funniest thing I've ever read, consistently, from cover to cover

 
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