HertzDentalBar

joined 1 week ago

Do the castanza thing, don't show up. Day after just goto work and act like nothing happened.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Melon musk, the Stevia Jobs of Tesla. Owner of X, X, X and another thing called X

I don't think I wanna be provided a service that I know edgelord in chief will fuck with when he's salty.

While yea it's AI, I believe we need to stop making the lizard people feel like they need to hide. Like how many politicians would be able to live their best life and be less shit if we supported lizard people's right to hold office

It's the Japanese that make the rules from my understanding.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Same, but whenever I make them hard I get soft, it's a god dam paradox... Am I gay or something?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We're all a little beaver, how do you think we get hydroelectric power.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Coffins are, youre just a quiter.

I agree on baggies if made of petroleum products.

However neither are raviolis.

A bagged lunch is not a ravioli....

I'll die on that hill.

I accept that, I'd change that aspect to; I think we can blame Elon for this one. Tesla had some kind of short, fire started and the thing locked itself because apparently that happens now. He realized he was going to die and shot himself to avoid burning to death. Explosion happened due to the fire from the short.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

My head cannon is this is peak America, man rents a cyber truck to goto Mexico to buy illegal fireworks because freedom, man decides he wants to express his God given right to blow shit up while drinking in the desert (hence the camp fuel) stops at casino to gamble like a proper American.

And being an American he doesn't have the education to understand flammable items shouldn't be stored in an oven.

The succulent house meat is the key ingredient in a proper Chinese meal.

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