Chicken hate on my home page? Preposterous!

And thus, it's your utmost priority to live the way you enjoy the most, without causing already pointless suffering

Op, you're not the problem here. Your friend most likely cannot accept himself and you and his girlfriend are casualties in it. What you can do is be honest with him that his behavior hurts you. Maybe once he realizes his actions have an impact on you, he'll be a better friend to you. Other than that, I think he needs a friend too, but if he'll keep on doing allat then you need to be harsh with him, as tough as it is.

First day on Earth

Author's barely disguised fetish

Rare Polish W???

Enough money to live peacefully at all times

Bro forgot he's Polish (historically, Polish people were also highly murdered in those chambers)

Happy birthday, random stranger!

Only now??

Congrats Oliver!

Bro's ears are bone