InTheDark

https://thesearemyboobs.com/?l=11 that website gives me hope that the Dead Internet Theory doesn't exist

Aside from that, why do all the women in the back look so uncomfortable?

My exact sentiment. That 3some will stop my heart before any illness takes me.

For a hundred? Not sure if they would be "girls" per se... They might not even be human...

Y'all need to play some Dr. Nim. That's a REAL programmer's board game https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/23630/the-amazing-dr-nim

Computer, remove safety protocols.

Trolly is now a military ATV. The Hellscape of MakeObey is a warzone. Henrietta is a scantily clad whore.

Wololo

Man... The other night I made Mac and cheese with a shitload of garlic powder. How to people get high and channel Julia Childs beyond the grave!?

Yellow

What's the old saying? It's not the fall that kills you, but the abrupt stop?

... Where's the cup?