Fellas, is it gay to want a woman that wants you?
Idk what it is about masculinity that loves submissive women
That's insecure masculinity. Men who are secure don't need a woman to be submissive. She will be with him by her own volition because she feels safe with him.
He has concepts of revenge.
It was the "no meetings before 2pm" and "3 hours of no distraction" that gave it away for me.
We don't know the size of the section, or the quality of the job.
So that could be: "God damn, that's cheap!" or "God damn, that's expensive!"
If he is getting tips, then it may actually be reasonable. Genuine question, do Americans normally tip the people who mow their lawns?
Bus stop doesn't get used
"See?! No one wants to use public transit. We should build another lane."
Fml I’m going to have to learn what a package manager is ew
Two minutes later
"Wait, you mean I get fast, convenient package delivery without being advertised to?"
delaying the start of her maternity leave
"Hey, can you give birth a little later? It's totally going to hurt our performance metrics this quarter."
wasting time
getting used to converting between units.
Pick one.
Devil's advocate:
Isn't the vast majority of examples where the male is the vibrant coloured one and the female is plain looking?
Time to dress in drag and do the hula.
Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.
The pedantic chemist in me can't let me upvote this meme. It's too forced. The "NaCHO" isn't even the empirical formula.
We have conceal and carry laws for this exact reason. /jk