JesussNailTechnician

I didn’t even see the nails.

Come over those tits?

Make you a fluffernutter.

Make sure you wear your brown thong!

Can’t steal it when it has no value.

We could eat Taco Bell and have a farting competition.

Holy shit, if you were waiting like this in my office my wife would be so angry.

You have a very interesting post history.

I’d lick it, stick it and impregnate it.

You pick it up, swing it around and toss it right in the asshole from about twenty feet away.

I’ll give you a promotion to concubine.