Kiwi

Exactly, the way it's pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?

Gottem B)

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it's super adorable when they just decide that they're done and just flop over

My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff

In the end it's either one arm or no cat

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

ok but I unironically eat kellogg's for dinner because crunchy

Matadamas

It's Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

The "survive for 3 days without pooping" post will always be my favorite

You what to a kiwi?

Fuck yeah, love me some 🥞