Yeah, that fucking rocked.
LanguageIsCool
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The worst is being corrected.
“Good morning, how are you?”
looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol
Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese
Scientists May Be Able to Make Grapefruits Compatible With Medications They Currently Interfere With
They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”
Not even for the lulz?
They should get Florida too just so there’s this flipped symmetry kind of thing similar to the US + Alaska
I feel like it’s just boomers at this point
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“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”