Lucien

I don't think they were defending him; I think they were saying you don't need German credentials to be a proper, full-blooded Nazi. Just being American is enough.

Ok, I'd be down, I fucking love wolf spiders. Happy workers day to them, indeed.

Styx

ADHD is a disease. You have to go to a doctor to get diagnosed with it. You have to take medicine to be treated for it. It's studied by medical schools and described in the DSM. It's genetic and terminal, so the medicine never heals you, unfortunately. It sucks, I know, but it is definitely a disease. No, you can't "catch" it, but you can't "catch" Type 1 diabetes either. That is also genetic and terminal.

No, that symbol means "element of"

∈

Denotes set membership, and is read "is in", "belongs to", or "is a member of". That is, x ∈ S means that x is an element of the set S.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_mathematical_symbols

Yes, this reads as either "let n be an element of the natural numbers" or more simply "let n be natural"

Ok, even if there was a guy named Jesus (which, like, there were thousands; that name was super popular at the time), this guy wasn't god. The meme says the bible is their proof that god exists, not that some guy named Jesus existed.

Net Zero? I definitely used it for a while.

Yeah, I think OP has created a false dichotomy here

This

Like yeah, I mean it sounded like a joke, but it's really fucking serious. I've submitted nearly 1,000 resumes, have had maybe three or four interviews from that, and they've all been like kthanxbye.

So, full disclosure, my wife did it for me since I just can't, and I don't know what it looks like.